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All right, I think that's all, Mr. Stone. Anything we will be contacting you.

Are you sure you have only made one question? Only tell me about yourself?

Yeah, it's not necessary. I mean, we have enough. Don't worry. Thank you.

But don't you want to know about my work experience, my abilities, my status, my certifications, my strengths and weaknesses? I can tell you about that.

No, that's not going to be necessary. You can leave now. Thank you.

I understand. Okay, sir. Thank you for the opportunity.

Carlo, hello bro. What are you doing in the park so early?

Hey Richard, just walking. I had an interview early in the morning.

Oh, and judging by your face, I can tell that it didn't go very well for you, am I right?

Yeah, you're right. It was awful. I don't know what is wrong with me. Seriously, I have gone to thousands of interviews and still can't get a job. I don't know if I'm doing something wrong or if it's really just bad luck. I'm tired and I need a job. I have to pay for different things in my house. I don't know what to do.

I see, but this is not the first time you are in this position. I mean, you had a job before. You have had different interviews in the past. Then what's the problem?

Well, that's not true. I had a job, yeah, but one of my friends recommended me. I mean, he talked to his boss and that's how I got the job. This is the first time I have job interviews.

Oh, I see. Maybe that is the problem. You're probably saying something wrong or you're not saying something important because you are an excellent worker. But what could that be? Help me, please. You have a lot of experience in job interviews. You are head of the hiring area of the company where you work. You probably know a lot about the subject.

Yeah, well, all right. I will help you. First, tell me about yourself. Oh, we'll do a kind of mock interview.

All right, about myself. All right, hello, my name is Carlos Stone. I am 35 years old. I was born in this city. My family is big. I like chocolate. I like going to the beach. I like... Oh, I am single. I don't have any children. I work very well. I am responsible. I think that's all. After saying this, most of the interviewers tell me it's over.