今天分享一组来自于Lingvistov的毒舌漫画，相信一定会有一副漫画戳中你哦。

Why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll?

大家都说睡个美容觉，为何我每次醒过来，都像个山精一样？

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

大扫除就是把东西藏在不那么显眼的地方。

Why can't mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood?

蚊子吸的是脂肪那该有多好？

The brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works 24 hours a day,

365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

人的大脑真的很神奇，

从你出生全天24小时运转，

365天不停歇，直到你爱上一个人！

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks...

Why is there a light in the fridge?

如果晚上不能吃宵夜，那为什么冰箱里有灯？