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Good afternoon, sir. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm doing my homework. Can you help me?

Hello. Homework? I don't know. How do you want me to help you, son?

I just need you to answer some questions, please. It's about your experiences. Please, please.

My experiences? All right. I suppose I have some minutes. Tell me.

Oh, thank you. I have a survey here. The teacher told us to complete the list of questions. Well, let's start. The first question is, have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Cigarette? Well, yeah. I mean, I don't smoke cigarettes anymore, but I have smoked cigarettes. Of course, I don't recommend anyone to smoke anything. Please. Also, I have to say it, I have smoked cigarettes, but I haven't smoked the other thing.

The other thing? What do you mean? A different cigarette or something like that?

No, no. I forgot you're a child. Never mind. Next question, please.

If you say so. All right. Next question. Have you ever met a famous person?

Of course. I have met Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Orlando Bloom.

Wow, I can't believe it. Have you talked to them, or have you ever been together?

I haven't talked to them. I have just seen them when they were working, acting, of course.

Oh, I see. All right. And next question, has it ever snowed in your hometown?

Well, I live in the city, but my brother lives in Europe, and I usually visit him in winter. And it has never snowed here since it has a tropical weather. But it has snowed in my brother's city.

Interesting. What else? Oh, have you ever ridden a horse?

A horse? Yeah. When I was younger, I used to go camping, and there's a place near here which has a big park with horses and other animals. It's beautiful. I have ridden a horse there many times. I've had a great experience there.

All right. Um, have you or a friend done something embarrassing?

Of course, we have. We have done many embarrassing things. Believe it or not, when I was in the school, I used to be a funny guy. Oh, I remember those times. I have knocked on the door of houses that were not mine, and then I have run away. I have laughed until the food came out of my nose. That was very embarrassing. They have laughed at me for wearing different shoes when I got up late to go to school.

Oh, that has also happened to me once. I understand you.

Yeah, I know. I could write a book with all the embarrassing moments in my life.

Okay, thank you. Have you broken a bone in your body?

Sure, I have. I used to play soccer. I have broken a leg many times. Nothing serious, of course, but I had to stop playing sports for a while. I hate it.

Okay, next question. Have you learned to play a musical instrument?

Oh, I have. I have learned how to play the guitar, the piano, and the violin.

Wow, how have you done it? I mean, it must be difficult, right?

It is. But I have had great teachers. It's all about passion. You know. If you like it, it's easier to learn something. I have learned very fast thanks to my teachers.

I haven't learned how to play any instrument. But I promise I will learn how to play the piano someday.

I'm sure you can make it. You look like an intelligent boy. So go for it. Learn to play the piano.

Thank you, sir. Next question. Have you ever been on a blind date?

You shouldn't be asking those kind of questions. You are a kid.

I'm sorry, but it is part of my homework. That question is on my list.

Okay, no problem. And yes. I have been on a blind date. Just once. And it hasn't been a good experience, I must say. I would never do something like that again.

Wow. But why? Why would you never do something like that again?

Don't be curious. You're too young to know these kind of things. Next question.

Okay, okay. What is the strangest food you have eaten?

The strangest food I have eaten? I don't remember, give me a minute. Oh, there is a type of food in Asia. It is made with egg and cinnamon. It is very weird. I have eaten many things in my life, but that has been the worst.

Oh, okay. Next, has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?

My wife, when she was alive, she did everything to make me happy.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Let's better go with the next question. What is the best movie you have ever seen?

I haven't seen many movies. I am not a fan of watching movies on the TV or in the movie theater, but I have watched some videos on YouTube about how to learn languages. I love them.

Yeah, me too. I have seen many videos. Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done?

I don't like to regret the things I do, but there is one thing I regret. I have done some bad things in my life, and one of them is lie to the person I love. Please, for everyone who is watching this video, if you love someone, don't lie to him or her. Some things cannot be fixed. And one of them is lies. So, please don't make that mistake.